Lawyers (a Royals Parody)

[Phoenix]

I’ve seen a murder in the flesh
I’ve defended many innocents in the courtroom
I just retrieved back my address
In a torn up court, no truth no glory

And all the cases are like:
More proof
Turnabouts
Cross-examinations
Blood stains
Motives
Tampering the crime scene
We don’t care, we bluff our way of the mess

But most attorneys are like:
Pointing
Pressing
We want our acquittal
Forging
Phonies
All means necessary
You must care, cuz you are caught up in a murder affair.
[chorus]
But I will be your lawyer (lawyer)
It just runs in my blood
That kind of lux is not for me because the truth will send me free
Let me be your lawyer (lawyer)
if you want you can call me nick
And baby I’ll prove X3
That we’re all innocent

[Apollo]
My friends and I will find the truth
We find our evidence in the scene of the crime
And everyone who knows us knows
that we're pro at this, we didn't come for money

[Athena]
And all the cases are like:
More proof
Turnabouts
Cross-examinations
Blood stains
Motives
Tampering the crime scene
We don’t care, we bluff our way out of the mess

[Apollo]
But most attorneys are like:
Pointing
Blaming
We want our acquittal
Forging
Phonies
All means necessary
You must care, cuz you are caught up in a murder affair.

*repeat chorus*

[Apollo and Athena]
Ooh oohb jeeection
[Phoenix]
Well solve this case you must believe it
and you’ll see that I’ll achieve it
[Apollo and Athena]
Ooh oohb jeeection
[All trio]
Now that you know we care
We’ll get you out of this murder affair

Repeat chorus